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Analysis of: Drinks You can Buy at the Store
There are three different kinds of drinks you can buy at the store; drinks that give you energy, drinks that make you sleepy, and drinks which do nothing except make you not thirsty anymore. The first kinds of drinks are my favorite for the mornings, the second: for the night-time, and the third: for when I’m thirsty and it’s too early to sleep, but too late to energy. Also there are certain drinks that require you to be over 21 and those are good for when you have problems, and you don’t really want to deal with problems anymore. Also they’re good for sleeping. Also, there are some liquids that are good for cleaning floors or even windows and although they are scented and look tasty, they are, in fact, not for drinking.
Some call me the Einstein/Stephen Hawking and/or Picasso/Mozart of my generation, but you can just call me Mac. My family heritage and tradition comes from deep within Mexico. "Mi Mama" if you will, or "mom" as some "Gringos" would say, was a hard worker so she gathered enough "pesos" to have my newly born baby body shipped in to the United States of America inside a truck carrying over 100 kilos of cocaine. This was during the height of the cold war. I was soon hired as an intelligence officer for the United States Military to try to gain access to the Russian computer network and disable their nuclear weapons program. After eventually being captured by Russian forces and writing three Pulitzer Prize winning books, I was nominated the Nobel Peace Prize for creating UNICEF and the Peace Corps. Now I live a simple life in New Hampshire, where I spend most of my time creating overly exaggerated and completely untrue stories. So there is a little info about me.
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